28 Thoughts Every Girl Has Had on a Tinder Date Gone Wrong

We’ve all been there. We match with someone who looks pretty decent–no–solid on tinder and then they actually seem like a normal, if not, interesting person to our pleasant surprise when we talk to them. So we decide to meet them in real life and go on a date. Only to find out that we were terribly mistaken… Here’s every thought you’ve ever had on one of those nights.

  1. I really hope I don’t get murdered.
  2. Oh shit– let me text someone and let them know where I am…
  3. Just in case….right?
  4. It’ll be fine though.
  5. Unless they’re a total asshole.
  6.  Didn’t really seem like it though.
  7. Really wish I could stop being nervous and chill the fuck out right now.
  8. Good thing I got here early so I can drink the appropriate amount of alcohol in order for this to be bearable.
  9. Oh there they are!
  10. Wow they look really cute.
  11. *crosses fingers* please don’t be a douchebag, please don’t be a douchebag, for the love of god don’t be a douchebag.
  12. Uh oh, are they going in for a hug or a way or a kiss on the cheek?
  13. What is happening here…
  14. Welp. That was definitely a wave that turned into a hug.
  15. We can definitely recover from this awkwardness though, right? Stay positive.
  16. Hmm…weird, they haven’t said anything absolutely terrible yet.
  17. So far so good.
  18. Uh oh, now they’re talking about how much they love Nickleback…………………….
  19. Is this real life?
  20. They seemed so…well adjusted and normal.
  21. Maybe even…cool?
  22. I thought I was an excellent judge of tinder personalities?
  23. How could I have made such a crucial mistake?
  24. Abort mission. I need to get the hell out of here.
  25. Make up an excuse, make up an excuse.
  26. Eh fuck an excuse.
  27. “Listen, I don’t think this is gonna work out between us. I have to go.”
  28. Jeesh… you never know these days…

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