These Are the Most Creepily Accurate 2016 Horoscopes on the Entire Internet

Sometimes just when you start to doubt the power of the stars, you stumble on a totally bomb astrologer who brings you back into the weekly horoscope game.

That’s what happened to me this weekend when a friend sent me Nadiya Shah’s YouTube page. Her 2016 life and love horoscope was so in tune with the things I’m currently freaking out about, I had to share it with the class.

Shah is a writer, columnist, and the proud owner of a post-graduate degree in cosmology and divination, which I didn’t even know was a thing. She updates her YouTube channel with horoscopes weekly, monthly, and yearly. She’s easy to listen to and has a way of explaining planetary movement that won’t make your eyes glaze over.

Scroll through and listen to your 2016 horoscope and have your mind blown. Then maybe take the edge off by figuring out who your supermodel style icon is based on your sign or perusing our bitchy astrological gift guide.

Aries 2016 Horoscope

Taurus 2016 Horoscope

Gemini 2016 Horoscope

Cancer 2016 Horoscope

Leo 2016 Horoscope

Virgo 2016 Horoscope

Libra 2016 Horoscope

Scorpio 2016 Horoscope

Sagittarius 2016 Horoscope

Capricorn 2016 Horoscope

Aquarius 2016 Horoscope

Pisces 2016 Horoscope

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