14 Ways To Respond To an Unwanted Dirty Text
With iMessage, Snapchat, and Tinder; there’s really no avoiding it. We’ve all received an unwanted text before. Maybe it was your booty call trying to be sexy, maybe it was your guy friend blacked-out trying to be funny, maybe it was the well-endowed dude who wanted you to give him another chance. Regardless, you may choose to ignore said photo. But, if you don’t, here’s what you can do:
1. Ignore it
Surprisingly, this doesn’t always work. But if you’re okay with receiving more pics sporadically, have at it.
2. Send a pic back
No, not a pic of yourself, a d pic. Hey, you get what you give, right? Why don’t you send him that pic of your ex’s d that’s still on your phone? It’s probably bigger than his anyways.
3. Or send him an actual pic
Okay, maybe you’re into this dude. Maybe he has a nice d. Maybe you want to have the sex with him. Sneak into the staff bathroom and take a pic of that cute lacy bra you decided to wear today.
4. Find a dank meme
What better way to express your emotions than with a meme?
5. Show him your standards
Maybe you can just send a pic of you with your boo’s d, which happens to be way larger.
6. Go on a rant
You want to put this d-pic sending guy in his place while simultaneously scaring the hell out of him? Write him an essay littered equally with cuss words and big words that he won’t understand.
7. Send him a video
…of you laughing
8. Ask for a video
Hey, what’s the harm in seeing how far he’ll go?
9. Post it on this site:
10. Show him this article:
11. Ask him if it does any tricks
Again, if he’s treating it like his pride and joy, maybe there’s something else he’s got going on down there.
12. Tell him you have your own
That’ll get rid of him real quick…
13. Send him this meme:
14. A pic of you crying
Could you be crying because his d is so small? Or because it’s so beautiful? He may never know.