Miley Cyrus Goes Too Far, Shares Controversial Thoughts On Sleep
Part of the joy of following Miley Cyrus on Instagram is that you never know what to expect next. Sometimes she’ll flood your feed with pictures from her latest arts and crafts session, sometimes she’ll put on a yellow jumpsuit and take a stand for transgender rights, and sometimes she’ll just share some hilariously awesome edit she found on the Internet:
But last night, Miley went too far. Shortly after eight o’clock rolled around for all of us on the East Cost, Miley Cyrus let us all know that she was going to bed, but she wasn’t happy about it. In her own words:
“Sleeping is one of those thangs you never wanna do (if you’re bad ass and having fun) but then once you do it, it’s f-coin’ impossible to wake the f-ck up! But I only rest so I have enough energy to keep the f-ckin party goin! This is my weekly charge up! Bitchesssss don wannnnn c ME gettin 8 hours bb! I am about to f-cking be a rocket!!!!”
I don’t know what’s more upsetting, the fact that she seems to equate a love of sleep with being a pussy, or the fact that she wants us to believe that she only sleeps once a week (which, if you follow her, you know is a complete lie).
On behalf of sleep lovers everywhere (who are also total badasses), all I can say is that Miley, I’m disappointed in you. You are officially NEVER invited to any strong ass lady sleepovers I have in the future…unless you bring your inflatable penis over.
Talk about a game changer.