DJ to the stars Lindsay Luv has experienced an expectedly wild NYFW. And, also expected, she’s rocked some seriously head-turning front-row-friendly numbers. Galore caught up with the talented cutie and she spilled all the deets about her favorite looks and her favorite fashion-y music videos, which, spoiler alert, includes the Spice Girls, which, duh, makes us LUV Luv even more. Can you even imagine that?
But Jessica Biel had a dream that she too could be goals because unbeknownst to the world, sometimes, she liked to eat sausage in the shower. And she decided to share this dream on Twitter.
“Yes. I eat in the shower. I admit it,” Jessica began, performing the verbal equivalent of a real housewife blowing on her freshly done nails before using her other hand to reach for her glass of Pinot Grigio.
And then, she went in for the kicker, “chicken apple sausage and espresso.”
You know, that real, authentic kind of country sausage.
The kind you can only find on boys who come from Tennessee, if you catch my drift.
“Try it. I dare you,” Jessica coos. “#ShowerEats.”